Video: Boston Goals

Boston Goals

Sometimes I'm reminded back of the university life, and living with a roommate who is a die hard soccer fan and was brilliant at finding great little soccer videos. Anyways below you'll find the fictional team called Boston Goals who's highlights are being shown from their latest game. The two commentators remind me of university hecklers who are busy trying to out do one another and then end it with a friendship moment... do I hear KEG-GER!!!

Picturesque Shaq Style

Shaquille O'Neal brings new meaning to being scared for life. Take that pink speedo... BOOMSHAQALAQUA!!!




I do hope some fan puts a sign up of him in his speedo at a game next year.

Never released book titles part 1

Some guys just want a chance, and for those we salute you today with this new book title about a man who got a chance to play in the NBA and showed that even if you can't rebound you can still play for the Toronto Raptors, Utah Jazz and Philadelphia 76'ers.

Schumacher to the rescue

Oh leave it to Michael Schumacher to get me out of my daze of exams and into a blogging mood. Apparently my comatose state can now be called officially over, and you ask why would this be the case. Well simple Schumacher commandeered his own taxi and drove it down the autobahn in record minivan taxi speed.

So the full story about Schumacher is as follows, apparently he went to go pick up a dog an Australian Shepherd, and once he had picked up the dog with his wife and two children he noticed that they were a little late getting back to the airfield for their flight home. Well in doing so el master driver, politely asked the cab driver if he could drive the vehicle, which the cab driver readily agreed too, and Schumacher drove down the autobahn in a minivan, clocking just about 160km per hour and according to the drive making passes that only he wished he could make and kept the peddle to the metal even around corners.

So which begs the question... with Schumacher in retirement, isn't there a bunch of jobs he could take over and save countless lives, or time for other individuals... could you see the money he could make on the autobahn driving people safely to there destination as quickly as possible, or what about these following sources of employment.

5. Firetruck Driver: A big red truck, sure he has never raced trucks before, nor has he ever entered into any NASCAR truck series, but I figure he can learn quickly and be able to put that lack of a turning radius in the truck to go use.
4. The Organ Donor Driver: Yes I know that this gets flown in and such, but sometimes it gets driven from hospital to hospital, and who better at making sure a timely delivery occurs other than Schumacher... though currently Lewis Hamilton is giving him a run for his money.
3. The Fed Ex Delivery Man: Everyone needs to get there mail, and fed-ex does like to promise next morning delivery, or same day delivery for that matter, so you can replace all those bicycle delivery boys in Boston and replace them with Schumacher, he can do the job quicker and more efficiently then anyone else on the earth.
2. Pizza Delivery Boy: The smell of pizza comes to mind, you want it hot, you want it on time and you don't want to lose money because of late pizzas, so call in Michael, who can make all the right moves so that you can have a salami and cheese pizza.
1. Ambulance Driver: This is probably the best job for him, he can save lifes, and has good reflexes and find the holes through traffic to get to the hospital, as well, since he won't have as big of a vehicle unlike that firetruck he can make more use of the lights and horns and pretend that he is racing for the championship with the crowd cheering him on.

Bitch... oh wait you're white

They say a picture tells a million words, but I don't think it's just a picture that tells a million words, a video tells just as many words and gets you to wonder whether people process or not what they actually say to the camera.




Isiah has perfectly portrayed what is known as racism... go figure it's black on black, but it's still racism whether you see it or not... especially when he says it's worse for a white man compared to a black man. I don't know if both sides aren't enjoying what's being said and can't laugh about it, then well maybe you should cut it out and not say it in front of them all the time. Isiah might do better if he called a male a bitch, I just want to see the results of whether or not he gets himself looking for that special bar of soap in prison or the fact he'll be buried 10 feet underground by the Serbian mafia (Darko has to be involved with them somehow, only reason he could possibly justify those comments he made about the Italians).

I will admit I have watched this trial from afar, and to me it's almost as entertaining as the OJ murder trial (if the glove does not fit you must acquit) or the Gold Club trial... yes we can all remember Patrick Ewing's wonderful testimony on receiving a lap dance or two. But yes, trials are great, though it's only a gigantic car wreck waiting to happen in this trial, especially for the likes of Isiah Thomas, James Dolan and the Knicks. Don't worry we will remember them for their wonderful basketball managerial skills, and not the fact that they fired someone, made leud sexual advances and the fact that Stephon Marbury managed to bang an intern or two.




Not sure how this will affect Stephon's season, I suspect for the better, for once he'll be able to play semi-reliable defense, you know since he did go on trial for the defense for once. In the end Marbury may have provided exactly what this trial needed, since the jury was falling asleep, he managed to mix his skills of being a lover of sex, and a man with great taste, yes the back of the vehicle always works well. In the end we can expect no less from the great organization that the Knicks have now become. Can't wait for jury deliberations to end next week and we can all see the debauchery of this trial, because it could have all been prevented if James Dolan had just thrown money at it.

Bing Bang Stick It In, Goodnight!!

**Warning, Gruesome Photo Ahead**

That's enough of a warning, by gruesome I mean a slight injury to a nose, don't worry I'm not about to post Alan Smith breaking his leg for Manchester United back a year ago. So enough of that silly topic, let's hit up the hardwood.

Yes it's basketball playoffs, and to say it's great to watch on HDTV, I've decided it's the best sport to watch on that, mind you I haven't seen curling or for that matter football, but the shiny floor is just so mesmerizing to watch. *Reminder at times I have the brain of a monkey* Anyways I have a few favourite moments of the last 2 weeks of basketball bliss... and by the way it's been bliss, not as interesting as overtime in the NHL. But the Golden State versus Dallas series did enough to keep me distracted from hockey.

Which brings me to my new favorite picture of all time. I would like to congratulate Baron Davis for choosing to wear this ridiculous outfit before a game. Anyone who is able to wear a scarf and at the same time have bullets in his hat can now be my new favorite player *This does not mean that I will draft him in the 1st round of any basketball pool, a reminder to my friends on that front*.



By the way check out that playoff beard, it's very nice as Borat would say.

Moving on, talk about round 2. Even though it has already started, oh well, let's break it down.
Detroit versus Chicago: I've decided the Eastern Conference sucks until it gets to the conference finals. Chicago is good and all, but they are too young and too inexperienced to get the job down against a team that rarely loses it's composure when Rasheed Wallace is on the bench.
New Jersey versus Cleveland: So basically Lebron versus, Kidd-Jefferson-Carter. I have no interest in this series, mostly because I hate both cities, yes I've never visited, but if Charles Barkley can hate on Oakland, I can sure hate on Cleveland and New Jersey.
Golden State versus Utah: Ah the mormons made it through, now it's a game of low post versus 3 point shooting. Something says it will all depend on what type of tempo Golden State gets to play, get Utah to run and gun and the win, if not, well they might as well be happy they made the playoffs this year.
Phoenix versus San Antonio: Okay, so apparently it's okay to make someone bleed, check the below picture, if this series doesn't go to 7 games I will feel cheated, it's the best series to watch in the 2nd round, as long as you don't mind seeing a bunch of flopping. San Antonio makes Ronaldo look tame at diving, yes I'm looking at you Parker and Ginobli.



Steve Nash is right now thinking this means war Eva, invite me to your wedding already, I'm french enough living in Canada.

**SOCCER**
Congrats to PSV and Manchester for winning their respective league titles, yes PSV with a dramatic comeback victory from 3rd to 1st in the last day of competition, it was amazing stuff to witness.

**HOCKEY**
Just get ready for the Sabres versus Sens series, I'm just hoping a brawl breaks out in the first game between these two sides, both have a lot of hatred towards one another.